When you get downed, the clothes come flying off, exposing your rather large furry tits. If you’re playing as a girl, normally, you’re wearing clothes. If you take more than a few hits of damage, they bend you over, and this is where the smut comes in. There’s a were-Sonic baddie, for instance, and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that be a thing in at least one Sonic game.Īnyways, you move left to right, and you clear the levels of baddies by punching them in the face and kicking them in the crotch. I’m not very well versed in this stuff, I’ve only played a handful of those games, but some of these faces are definitely canon. These bad guys may or may not be generic baddies from the Sonic universe. After you pick your character, you start moving to the right, and bad guys start pushing back with all their might. Ever since then, we’ve pretty much known that bad guys always come in from the right of the screen.Īnd so is the case with Sonic Project X. This natural law of life was initially defined by a plumber named Mario, all the way back in the 80s. The good guys normally move left to right, brutally murdering everything in their path. Plus, it kind of helps that there are dudes and chicks on the other side, to do the fucking, but we’ll get into that.ĭo you know how you know who the bad guys are in an average 2D video game? The bad guys come in from the right side of the screen. I gotta say, they did a fine job on these tits. That’s the kind of quality gameplay we’re dealing with here. Every single time she gets decked in the face, her skirt comes flying off, and she gets fucked in the ass. In Sonic Project X, she’s got perky Cs that she’s all too happy to reveal. Plus, she’s flat-chested, you can see that from space. But, I never really watched Amy Rose in Sonic wondering what she’s hiding under that skirt. I mean, outfits come flying off of regular women all the time, when I’m around. However, the outfit comes flying off more often than I’m used to seeing. She’s sporting the same fashionable skirt she always wears, along with the headband and red boots. They did, however, let her keep her recognizable outfit. She mostly gets through this game punching and kicking things in the face, but the mallet comes out occasionally, in combos. In this game, they seem to have made the stylistic decision of taking her mallet away, for the most part. In cartoons and video games, they usually use weapons. They’ve all got different stats that should give you a general idea of how well they fare in combat. So, when you fire this bad boy up, you choose which of the recognizable furry legends you get to play as, and the game takes off. I didn’t mind them within the context of Sonic games, because I didn’t have to look at their genitals. You can play as Amy and Rouge, and who the fuck cares, they’re all basically furries. If you’ve ever played a Sonic game, you should be familiar with the roster of playable characters in Sonic Project X. In fact, if Sega actually tried to put something like this out, they’d be blasted off the surface of the planet. Keep in mind this game is not an official title made by Sega. Today, we’re looking at a fighting furry game that’s entirely built around Sonic the Hedgehog, and the recognizable characters from that franchise. No, that wouldn’t be enough of a nightmare. Today we’re not just looking at a furry game, and we’re not just looking at a fighting game. There’s always shit eating or stomach inflating going on, because furries are always on the prowl for a more challenging wank – no pun intended with the prowl thing. Like, you never see furries have a good old blowjob scene in which everything just sort of mimics standard porn. It’s just so fucking hard to understand certain fetishes that seem to be indivisible from the furry formula. You know I want everyone to jack off to whatever gets them hot and bothered. It’s not that I hate furries or anything I am an equal opportunity masturbator. I swear, every single time I get to review a furry game, I start wondering where I went wrong in life. Sonic Project X Love Potion Disaster! Do you smell that? That’s the smell of weird shit just on the horizon.
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